Story=new Array("s_15nov99.html",
			"s_adventures.html",
			"s_afterglow.html",
         "s_airtraffic.html",
			"s_allwork.html",
			"s_anticipation.html",
			"s_appearances.html",
         "s_b&w.html",
			"s_beautiful.html",
			"s_beyond.html",
			"s_binh.html",
			"s_bigeasy.html",
			"s_book.html",
         "s_blind.html",
			"s_burbs.html",
         "s_butadream.html",
			"s_cab.html",
			"s_carole_speech.html",
			"s_chase.html",
			"s_click.html",
			"s_commute.html",
			"s_confession.html",
			"s_collections.html",
			"s_courage.html",
			"s_daydreaming.html",
			"s_dogs.html",
			"s_dreams.html",
			"s_dreamweaver.html",
			"s_electrical.html",
			"s_elevator.html",
			"s_everything.html",
			"s_expectations.html",
			"s_experiences.html",
			"s_failure.html",
			"s_faith.html",
			"s_familiar.html",
			"s_fish.html",
			"s_friends.html",
			"s_fudge.html",
			"s_further.html",
			"s_fuzzy.html",
        		"s_games.html",
			"s_gonefishing.html",
			"s_goblins.html",
			"s_greeneyes.html",
			"s_gregoryzoe.html",
  			"s_hair.html",
			"s_heads.html",
			"s_heart.html",
			"s_herd.html",
			"s_home.html",
			"s_hopeless.html",
			"s_hospitality.html",
			"s_humbug.html",
			"s_innocence.html",
			"s_insomnia.html",
			"s_intoxicating.html",
			"s_keytoherheart.html",
			"s_lasting.html",
			"s_life.html",
			"s_lilies.html",
         "s_limabeans.html",
			"s_love.html",
			"s_littlered.html",
			"s_luke.html",
         "s_magnetism.html",
			"s_maybe.html",
			"s_mothers.html",
			"s_mylove.html",
			"s_newfriends.html",
			"s_nicola.html",
			"s_nightstrangers.html",
			"s_no-one.html",
			"s_one.html",
			"s_onemore.html",
			"s_package.html",
			"s_packrat.html",
			"s_pictures.html",
			"s_post.html",
			"s_postal.html",
			"s_qew403.html",
			"s_rabbit.html",
			"s_rage.html",
			"s_reality.html",
			"s_revelations.html",
			"s_romance.html",
			"s_ryan.html",
			"s_score.html",
			"s_searching.html",
         "s_shadow.html",
			"s_shy.html",
			"s_sibling.html",
			"s_silence.html",
			"s_sing.html",
			"s_sipping",
			"s_skydive.html",
			"s_smoke.html",
			"s_smooth.html",
			"s_smother.html",
			"s_someone.html",
         "s_sometimes.html",
			"s_soundscapes.html",
			"s_soup.html",
			"s_southern.html",
			"s_spin.html",
			"s_spinsugar.html",
			"s_spring.html",
			"s_stclairw.html",
			"s_stpaddys.html",
			"s_stall.html",
			"s_strangers.html",
         "s_stranded.html",
			"s_street.html",
         "s_tactile.html",
			"s_tag.html",
			"s_tats.html",
			"s_thegirl.html",
			"s_theladyburd.html",
			"s_thought.html",
			"s_tna.html",
			"s_trust.html",
			"s_touch.html",
			"s_traffic.html",
			"s_vampy.html",
			"s_waking.html",
			"s_whatwethink.html",
			"s_why.html",
         "s_wired.html",
			"s_writing.html",
			"s_youandi.html")

function RandStory() {
	randomNum = Math.floor((Math.random() * Story.length))
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}

function S_RandStory() {
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}

 function TitlePage(newpage) {
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